Matt Maeson

Just got asked if I was the singer of Coldplay at my hotel right after I played an arena. Once I got into my room I was super tired but also really hungry so I grabbed some chips from the mini bar but I didn’t look at the label and they were unbelievably spicy habanero chips and I’m just stuck on why would you have habanero chips as an option in a hotel room? Like the market for people that enjoy habanero chips has to be very niche right? My mouth is on fire and I can’t wash it out so I’m just distracting myself by typing this